JOLLY OLD ENGLAND. AFTER VISITING SOME SCHOOLS AND DOING AN INTERVIEW AT THE "BBC" RADIO STATION ELWOOD AND I WENT SIGHT SEEING. THE REPORTERS DROPPED US OFF TO GET A PICTURE IN FRONT OF BUCKINGHAM PALACE. THE QUEEN WASN'T AT HOME, BUT WHEN THE QUEEN MOTHER LEFT THROUGH THE GATES, SHE GAVE BOTH OF US A NICE WAVE. I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. ELWOOD AND I REALLY ENJOY THE HOSPITALITY OF THE ENGLISH. YOU COULDN'T ASK FOR FRIENDLIER PEOPLE.

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU SPOT A BEAR OVER YOUR SHOULDER. ELWOOD SOMETIMES THINKS HE IS THE CROCODILE HUNTER ON TELEVISION. THE GREAT HUNTER SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME LOOKING OVER HIS SHOULDER AND LESS TIME GAWKING AT BIRDS. WHEN CONFRONTED BY A GRIZZLY, ELWOOD DOES WHAT HE DOES BEST. HE PLAYS DEAD UNTIL THE BEAR KEEPER FOR BROOKFIELD ZOO IN CHICAGO COMES AND CARRIES HIM OUTSIDE THE BARS WHERE HE BELONGS. ELWOOD WOULD BE FILLING, BUT NOT VERY NUTRITIOUS!

ELWOOD SPENT TWO WEEKS WITH JAY LENO AT THE NBC STUDIOS IN BURBANK. HE WATCHED EVERY DAY AS THE PROGRAM WAS BEING PUT TOGETHER AND WATCHED THE SHOW FROM THE AUDIENCE. HE WAS EVEN LUCKY ENOUGH ONE DAY TO REHEARSE AS A GUEST ON THE TONIGHT SHOW. MR. LENO IS AS KIND AS HE IS TALENTED.